Monday, March 18, 2013

Good morning crew,

It turned out to be a much more expensive weekend than I anticipated. We went to a birthday party for a friend which was being held at the local bar. How expensive could that be?

Well, I ended up spending about $30 on drinks, then I discovered that no food was being provided so I ordered a couple of pizzas for the group to the tune of another $30 (for which nobody else contributed...you'd think I would have learned my lesson by now).

On the way home after the party we were still hungry (because two bar pizzas divided by 20 people isn't much of a meal) so we stopped for a late night snack for $20 or so. All that plus the 40 bucks I stuck in the birthday card blew my entertainment expense for the entire weekend.

So I didn't set foot outside the apartment on Sunday, St. Patrick's Day. Which was fine with me because I recently started goofing around with some online computer game called Minecraft and I really needed to invest five or six hours in that.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"The day after daylight savings time is the groggiest day of the year because of monkeying with our clocks. But the biggest waste of time about resetting your clocks is trying to line up that little hole in the clock with the nail in your wall." -David Letterman

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"With Washington in the middle of a budget crisis, the White House is facing criticism for spending $250,000 a year on calligraphy. You can tell you're spending way too much money on calligraphy when you spend ANY money on calligraphy." -Jimmy Fallon

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"A Washington state mother is accused of letting her 22-month-old toddler smoke marijuana. When reached for comment the toddler said, 'Hey, man, everybody chill out!'" -Conan O'Brien

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Our six-year-old daughter, Terra, has a need to ask questions...lots of questions. One day my wife finally had it.

"Have you ever heard that curiosity killed the cat?" my exasperated wife asked.

"No," replied Terra.

"Well, there was a cat, and he was very inquisitive. And one day, he looked into a big hole, fell in, and died!"

Wide-eyed, Terra whispered: "What was in the hole?"


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[Contributed by someone named 'Fuzzy'.]


A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon.

During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was.

Asking questions during children's sermons is crucial. Asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.

After the pastor asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him And the little boy said, "I'm not sure, but I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."