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Monday, January 25, 2010

Good morning crew,

I am seriously beginning to loathe the Xbox I received for
Christmas. For two weeks I have been trying to complete a
game called Residential Evil with limited success. The
closer I get to completing the game the harder it gets.
Last night I spent two hours trying to complete one stupid
scene. One scene! I failed over and over again until I
finally yanked the disc out of the machine in disgust. I
was on the verge of snapping it in two when I was able to
finally calm myself down. It's just not worth getting so
upset of a stupid game. Although after investing so much
time I do feel morally obligated to finish it. When am I
going to learn?

Laugh it up,

Joe

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"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is
the belief that one's work is terribly important."
--Bertrand Russell

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"The one human quality that must be developed is self
discipline for success. The will power to force yourself
to do what you know you should do when you should do it,
whether you like it or not, whether you feel like it or
not. Success is tons of discipline." -Brian Tracy

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"Once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes
to think little of robbing; and from robbing, he comes next
to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility
and procrastination." --Thomas De Quincey


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My husband, Mike, and I had several stressful months of
financial difficulties. So one evening I was touched to
see him gazing at the diamond wedding ring that symbolized
our marriage. "With this ring..." I began romantically.

"We could pay off Visa," he responded.


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Tarzan and Jane were expecting their fourth child and were
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shaved, put on his best loin cloth, swung down to the river,
and spent the whole day fighting, haggling over and hassling
with cranky crocs.

As dusk fell, a wan Tarzan swung back to the treehouse and
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"Aw, honey, don't you think you're overdoing it a bit?" she
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"You don't understand, Jane... it's a jungle out there."

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