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Monday, May 31, 2010
Good morning crew,
Hot Dog, Memorial Day! Right now I'm probably giving myself
third degree burns while trying to deep fry on my balcony.
I hope you are having a much safer holiday.
And while you're outside grilling pounds of delicious cheese-
burgers and mountains of sausages and drinking all of that
ice cold beer, please take a minute to remember the men and
women who died in the service. It's their day.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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"For sale," read the ad in our hospital's weekly newsletter,
"sleeveless wedding gown, white, size 8, veil included. Worn
once, by mistake."
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When hiring new staff at the public library, I always ask
applicants what sort of supervision they'd be most com-
fortable with. One genius answered, "I've always thought
Superman's X-ray vision would be cool."
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My niece was thrilled to hear that a new car wash was opening
up in her neighborhood. "How convenient," she said. "I can
walk to it!"
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One of our projects at military leadership school called for
us to speak in front of the class on a topic picked by our
instructor. A classmate gave an impassioned speech on the
benefits of drinking liquor. Alcohol, he insisted, warded
off colds, kept you alert, and even made you steadier on
your feet.
"Good job," said our instructor when he finished. "Only one
thing: Your topic was the benefits of drinking liquids, not
liquor."
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The first day at my new health club I asked the girl at the
front desk, "I like to exercise after work. What are your
hours?"
"Our club is open 24/7," she told me excitedly, "Monday
through Saturday."
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