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Monday, February 22, 2010
Good morning crew,
I'll give you three guesses whose tax refund arrived (and
the first two don't count). Let's see...fifty percent will
go toward knocking my credit card balance down to size,
another chunk will go to pad my savings account which I
had to raid in order to buy a couple new tires for my truck,
which will leave me with about $200 in disposable cash.
Okay, it's not a fortune, but $200 after all the other bills
are paid is a nice little bonus.
I have the home improvements I did to the apartment last year
to thank for my hefty than usual refund. Now I just have to
figure out what to do with the kitty.
I'm thinking 40 instant lottery tickets.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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Arm Rest Organizer w/ Table-Top
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The banana loaf I was making was in the oven when my 16-year-
old came into the kitchen where the family had gathered.
"That bread smells about done don't you think, Mom?" he asked.
I told him I had set the timer and it was fine.
A little later he repeated his suggestion. "Mom, I really
think that loaf is done. Maybe you should check it."
Always quick to come to my defence, my 13-year-old son said,
"Eddie, Mom's been burning that banana bread for 20 years
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