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Thursday, November 19, 2009
Good morning crew,
Day 12 of the cold that won't end. But despite still being
under the weather I forced myself to go to class last night.
We have a new hapkido master starting at the school and I
wanted to be there for his first class.
You never know what you're going to get with these guys.
Some have very amicable personalitites, and others feel
like they have to run their class like a military unit.
This guy is a little more like the latter than the former.
Plus, he seems very fond of changing things. I have spent
almost eight years learning this curriculum and I have this
terrible feeling he is going to try to rewrite the whole
thing. Ah, well, what else am I going to do with the next
seven years of my life?
Laugh it up,
Joe
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