Tuesday, November 5, 2013

Good morning crew,


What is this Four Men and a Country? Who are the other 3? I assume you meant fore fathers, as in those who have been before us. -Cindy


Hey! I graduated high school. I know what I'm talking about. I meant our country's four fathers. There was George Washington, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas Jefferson and James Madison. Everybody else was uncles.

Laugh it up,

Joe

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"Some grocery stores refuse to sell eggs to teenagers on Halloween. Isn't that terrible? It makes me feel bad for well-behaved kids just looking to make an omelet." -Craig Ferguson

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"Here in California over the weekend, a woman gave birth in a Barnes & Noble bookstore. Apparently she did this in the New Releases section." -Conan O'Brien

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"Scientists from New Zealand have discovered a new species of dolphin. They say it's delicious." -Dave Letterman

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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"

The mother smiled. "I can't dear," she said. 'I have to sleep in Daddy's room."

The little boy replied with a shaking voice, "The big sissy."


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I came home one night and my wife was crying.
I said, "whats wrong?"
She said, "I'm home sick."
I said, "But, this IS your home."
"I know," she replied, "and I'm sick of it!"