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Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Good morning crew,
I just read an article online which said, basically, that
today's teens are a bunch of uncultured ignoramuses. The
actual headline is 'Teens losing touch with common cultural
and historical references.'
Among 1,200 students surveyed:
43 percent knew the Civil War was fought between 1850 and
1900.
52 percent could identify the theme of the book 1984.
51 percent knew that the controversy surrounding Senator
Joseph McCarthy focused on communism.
In all, students earned a C in history and an F in literature.
It's hard to be too critical. I mean, how many people really
ever use history, or literature? Anybody who has ever gotten
a job because they knew the Civil War started in 1850 and
ended in 1900 please write in and let us know!
Laugh it up,
Joe
mailto:joe@gophercentral.com
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A friend had a waitressing position open at his diner and
asked job seekers to fill out an application. Under "Salary
Expected," a woman wrote "Friday."
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The highlight of our zoo trip was a peacock showing off its
plumage. My four-year-old son was particularly taken with
it. That evening, he couldn't wait to tell his father: "Dad,
guess what! I saw a Christmas tree come out of a chicken!"
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Driving in Ohio, we spotted a sign that read, "Wildlife
Refuge." Seeing a dead deer lying in front of it, my husband
shook his head. "He almost made it."
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Some wife one-liners
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
-- Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-- Milton Berle
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- George Burns
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 30 pounds.
-- Cindy Garner
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was
water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She
said, "In the lake."
-- Henny Youngman
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
-- Phyllis Diller
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-- Henny Youngman
People are always asking couples whose marriages have endured
at least a quarter of a century for their secret for success.
Actually, it is no secret at all. I am a forgiving woman.
Long ago, I forgave my husband for not being Paul Newman.
-- Erma Bombeck
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I
was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes,
dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So now
I have two girlfriends.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than
to let him keep her.
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*
A couple went to pay a visit to another couple, unannounced.
The wife answered the door. "Come in," she said.
The other couple came in, sat down, then asked, "So, where's
Jack?"
"Oh," replied his wife, "he's in the bathroom, grouting and
spackling."
"Oh, dear," said the other lady, "I had that once and didn't
get over it for two weeks."
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