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Monday, June 23, 2014Good morning crew,
So, the home inspection on Saturday seemed to go pretty well. The roof is not about to collapse and the foundation only has a few small cracks.
The house is, however, haunted.
But at this point I think the wife and I are ready to put up with a few poltergeists, as long as they are relatively polite.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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