Monday, August 2, 2010
Good morning crew,
Welcome to August, folks. We're into it now. The dog days.
And that means it's going to get hot. Even hotter than it's
been.
I'm glad I already have most of my summer plans out of the
way. I even went to a baseball game Friday night. The only
thing left is to hit the Renaissance Fair. Well, maybe not
the only thing. I still haven't done a motorcycle trip.
There are only five (or seven, depending on how you look
at it) weekends left to enjoy our summertime fun!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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The summer after college graduation, I was living at home,
fishing in the daytime, spending nights with my friends?
generally just hanging out. One afternoon my grandfather,
who never went to college, stopped by.
Concerned with how I was spending my time, he asked about
my future plans. I told him I was in no hurry to tie myself
down to a career.
"Well," he replied, "you better start thinking about it.
You'll be thirty before you know it."
"But I'm closer to twenty than to thirty," I protested.
"I won't be thirty for eight more years."
"I see," he said, smiling. "And when will you be twenty
again?"
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Unexpected guests were on the way, and my mother, an im-
peccable housekeeper, rushed around straightening up. She
put my father and brother to work cleaning the guest
bathroom. Later, when she went to inspect it, she was
surprised that the once-cluttered room had been tidied up
so quickly.
Then she saw the note on the closed shower curtains. It
read, "Thank you for not looking in the bathtub."
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