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Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Good morning crew,
I have not been having much luck going downtown lately. On
Saturday night I went downtown to help old Mason celebrate
his [DELETED]th birthday.
We decided to go to a place on the north side called The
Uberstein. This is a bar/restaurant we have been to a number
of times for their giant (or "uber") steins of beer. The
bar also offers a respectable selection of German food,
which we have been eager to try, but for some reason or
other we never seem to actually be able to order food.
But Saturday night we were determined. It was early enough to
still order dinner, we were all hungry and most importantly
we were all still sober, this time.
So we all piled into Mason's car, drove up to Wrigleyville,
paid for parking, filed into the bar and were told that
because of a sponsored "pub crawl" they weren't serving food
that night.
Without having anything better to do we all drank two Uber-
stein's each (which amounts to about 90 ounces of beer) and
then went for steamed clams.
Not exaclty the night we had planned, but Mason did almost
get us into a fight and got us kicked out of a pool hall
later that evening...so the night wasn't a total waste.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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