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Thursday, May 17, 2012

Good morning crew,

Have you guys heard about this Smitty's Glass Wax stuff? It is both a glass cleaner and it is supposed to protect against smudges, streaking and dust and, well, pretty much what you would expect from treating your glasses with wax.

It is a big seller for us because it works. I use it and it does clean really well.

Anyway, the boss has recently put together a summer deal including 2 pair of our Wayfarer style sunglasses and the Smitty's Glass Wax for 18 bucks. The link is at the bottom of this page.

It's a really good deal and I want to make sure you're aware of it, but if you're not interested in the sunglasses and just want to try out the Smitty's (which I recommend!) you can get a 2-pack here for only 10 bucks. Works great on cell phone and iPad screens, too.

Get 2 Smitty's with cleaning cloths for $9.98 right here.

So these last few weeks before the wedding are starting to fill up pretty fast. There are still about a dozen little projects left to be taken care of, and I don't know where the time is going to come from.

Just figuring out a seating arrangement will probably take an eight-hour day, and that has to be done at the last minute. It seems like everything has to be done at the last minute. I haven't even contracted the interpretive dancers or the bagpipers yet.

We should have gone to Vegas.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"Shakespeare is inaccurate. When I read 'Hamlet,' I was disappointed it wasn't about a little ham." -Craig Ferguson

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"Researchers are developing a stay-sober pill that will prevent you from getting drunk off of alcohol. It's perfect for the drinker who wants all the calories of alcohol but none of the fun." -Conan O'Brien

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"Police in California just burned 34,000 marijuana plants that were growing in a state park. The police were very angry about finding all that weed until the wind changed direction." -Jimmy Fallon

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Think About It!

* Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places.

* Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it.

* Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

* Misers aren't much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.

* Be careful what rut you choose. You may be in it the rest of your life.

* The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

* When you see the handwriting on the wall, you can bet you're in a public restroom.

* Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

* The real reason you can't take it with you is that it goes before you do.

* Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.

* Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.

* A closed mouth gathers no feet.

* A man (or woman) who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

* A modern pioneer is a woman who can get through a rainy Saturday with a television on the blink.

* The world is full of willing people: some willing to work and some willing to let them.

* Money isn't everything....there's credit cards, money orders, and travelers checks.


*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes --------------*

My father was extremely nervous about his first funeral service as a Navy chaplain, but the undertaker assured him that he would prompt him. All went well until, at the close, the undertaker whispered to him to instruct the family to come up and view the body. "Will the family now come forward and pass around the bier," said my father.

He cringed inwardly when he heard his own words. Later, as my father was leaving, he overheard two of the cemetery workers talking. "I didn't get any beer," one said. "Did you?"

"You heard the chaplain," the other replied. "It was just for the family."