Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Good morning crew,

I don't want to say that the movie Animal House shaped my college experience, but I honestly wanted to be Otter. If it weren't for that movie I probably would have graduated with an A average instead of a C average.

Plus, Animal House is one of those movies that stands up to time. That is, it's still funny even after watching it a dozen times.

If it has been a few years since you've seen this classic then you need to check out the 30th Anniversary Collector's Edition we have advertised right below.

For less than 13 bucks not only do you get the movie (which is cheap to begin with) but you also get the bonus DVD which includes an exclusive Scene-It game.

If you have never played Scene-It you are going to love this game. And this one is exclusively about Animal House, which makes it the perfect party game.

Remember, fat, drunk and stupid may be no way to go through life, but it is the best way to enjoy this movie!

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"A message in a bottle was found in Russia, 24 years after it was written. Unfortunately, the note said, 'Help! Stranded with enough food for exactly 23 years.'" -Jimmy Fallon

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"A Minnesota man was arrested for stealing up to $25,000 worth of laundry detergent. Would that be a white-collar crime? Luckily, he made a clean getaway." -Jay Leno

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"For the first time ever, scientists have created artificial life. The hope is that it can revolutionize healthcare, generate clean energy, become super-intelligent, take over the world, make us all its slaves, etc." -Jimmy Kimmel

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My wife, a real estate agent, wrote an ad for a house she was listing. The house had a second-floor suite that could be accessed using a lift chair that slid along the staircase.

Quickly describing this feature, she inadvertently made it sound even more attractive: "Mother-in-law suite comes with an electric chair."


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A man went into the pet shop, "I am playing Long John Silver in the local amateur dramatic societies version of Treasure Island and need a parrot to sit on my shoulder," he said.

"I don't have any parrots at the moment, but you wouldn't want a real parrot for that. It would squawk in all the wrong places, poop on your shoulder and generally be a nuisance. What you need is a stuffed parrot. Just as realistic and easily controlled."

"I'm not sure a stuffed parrot would be okay," said the customer. "I do want this performance to be as realistic as possible."

"I am sure a stuffed parrot would be fine," said the pet shop owner. "I have one at home. I'll bring it in and if you come back on Thursday you can have it."

"Sorry," said the customer, "I can't make it on Thursday. That's the day I'm having my leg cut off."