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Friday, January 12, 2018

Good morning crew,

I got it in my head to try a little experiment, because I'm a bit limited with what Clean Laffs can do in an email format. For example; it's really difficult to do pictures. If I want to share a picture from a party, or of the wife doing something silly and embarrassing, I have to give it to the computer guys ahead of time so they can embed it in the html. It's a whole process and usually not worth the time.

Then I thought, I can do all of that in a fraction of the time by myself, just by using Facebook. So I created a Clean Laffs Facebook page.

There isn't too much on there yet, but I'm planning lots of extra goodies.

So in addition to the email you can follow Clean Laffs on Facebook and get caught up on all the fun and adventures from the newsletter, and all the other stuff that never makes it into the newsletter. Just click here...

Clean Laffs on Facebook

Laugh it up,


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"I saw that Princess Charlotte went to her first day of nursery school yesterday. It was a little intimidating for the other kids - like for 'Show and Tell' she brought Scotland." -Jimmy Fallon


"An Arizona bank robber was recently arrested after he applied for a job with his local police department. They busted him after they asked, 'Where do you see yourself in five years?' and he said, 'In jail for robbing a bank.'" -Seth Meyers


"There are a lot of things to dislike about L.A.: traffic, pollution, people. But it's important sometimes to stop and appreciate the fact that, A) We don't have to scrape ice off our windshield every morning, and B) I can wear the same pair of teal-colored dolphin shorts to work every day since 1985." -Jimmy Kimmel


A 17-year-old girl came home with five job applications. She carefully filled them out, and later asked her mother to look them over.

All the answers were clear and concise and she noticed that on all five applications, under "Previous Employment", she had listed "Baby-sitting".

But then she read, under "Reason for Leaving" her daughter had answered, "Parents came home."

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Bad weather meant I was stuck overnight at O'Hare airport in Chicago. Along with hotel accommodations, the airline issued each passenger a $10 meal ticket, or "chit." That evening after dinner I presented my meal ticket to the cashier.

"Is this chit worth $10?" I asked.

Looking up nervously, the cashier responded, "I'm sorry, sir. Was the meal that bad?"

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