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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Good morning crew,

Wow! Can you believe it's October already? No, wait a minute.
It's still May, but with the 48 degree weather, the wind and
the rain I forgot what time of year it is.

I've been waiting to do all sorts of macho, outdoor, manly
kinds of stuff...like repot my houseplants, but this weather
is really putting a kink in my schedule! My heat actually
came on last night. I'm not sure this is how global warming
is supposed to work.

Well, at least I got the oil changed on the bike this week-
end. So when spring finally does decide to make an appearance
I'll be prepared!

Still have to take care of those plants, though.

Laugh it up,

Joe

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