Thursday, October 28, 2010
Good morning crew,
So this weekend is Halloween and I have the perfect costume
to wear out to the bars. I'm not taking any money out with
me and I'll be a victim of economic recession. I wonder how
many people will guess my costume.
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Laugh it up,
Joe
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When the famous politician and orator William Jennings Bryan
(1860-1925) was a young man, he went to the home of the
father of his prospective wife to ask him for her hand in
marriage. Bryan was determined to impress the father by
quoting from the Bible, and he chose Proverbs 18:22: "He who
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Bryan was unnerved when the father replied by quoting Paul:
"So then he that giveth her in marriage doeth well; but he
that giveth her not in marriage doeth better."
(1 Corinthians 7:38)
Bryan, never at a loss for words, said: "Yes, but Paul had
no wife and Solomon had 700. Therefore, I believe Solomon
ought to be the better judge as to marriage."
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