Electronic Pedometer
A cheap & fun way to stay fit...
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Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Good morning crew,
The girls in the office have been talking all morning about
the new season of a reality show called The Bachelorette
which is scheduled to start this month.
Apparently, 30 men compete for the affection of a single
young woman (the bachelorette) who eliminates them over the
course of the show as they go on "dates" until there is only
one left.
Sounds pretty boring to me. I think it would be a lot more
entertaining to watch if the bachelors all had to compete
in an underground shoot-fighting type of tournament. The
bachelorette could then give an advantage to the bachelor
she favors not by giving him a rose, but by giving him a
weapon! Like a shiv or a bicycle chain or something.
And in case anybody is thinking about stealing this idea,
consider this email an intellectual copyright.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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Neck Genie Elite
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Normal Price: $19.99
DEAL PRICE: $9.99
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The Neck Genie will give your face a lift resulting in tighter
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exercise does for your body, making you look and feel younger.
Take years off your appearance and gently firm the underlying
muscles of the neck and tighten the skin without expensive
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Use just two minutes a day and the Neck Genie will help you
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"The New York Yankees visited the White House this week. It
was a beautiful day. President Obama charged everyone $25
for a hot dog and a warm beer." -David Letterman
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"Apparently some of the lawyers that wrote the Arizona
immigration law are tied to Belgian extremists. I didn't
know that Belgians could be extreme about anything ? except
maybe waffles." -Craig Ferguson
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"This week is Teacher Appreciation Week. Teacher Appreciation
Week began in 1985 when state and federal governments decided
that giving teachers a holiday was cheaper than paying them
more." -Jimmy Kimmel
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Cell Phone Charging Shelf Stand
You'll want one for every cell phone user....
List Price: $9.99
DEAL PRICE: $5.99
Get Two For: $9.98
Not only are dangling cords unsightly when charging
your cell phone, MP3 player, phone, PDA, iPod, PSP,
or other hand-held devices, you don't want to leave
it on the floor where they can get stepped on or the
cords can be a tripping hazard.
This Cell Phone Charging Shelf Stand is a great
little gadget. This handy shelf hangs adjacent to
the plug, keeping your phone safe, and the cords
neatly wrapped and out of the way.
Just put it on top of your outlet, plug your cord
through the opening, and wrap excess cord around
base. Place device on plastic cradle. Cradle size
is: 4" x 3" x 4".
Great For Charging:
- Cell Phones
- PDAs
- PSPs
- iPods & other MP3 players
- any other handheld devices...
Get one for $5.99 or save more and get two for $9.98.
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When I was a 20-something college student, I became quite
friendly with my study partner, a 64-year-old man, who
had returned to school to finish his degree. He confessed,
with a wink, that he had once thought more than friendship
might be a possibility between us.
"So what changed your mind?" I asked him.
"I went to my doctor and asked if he thought a 40-year age
difference between a man and woman was insurmountable. He
looked at my chart and said, 'You're interested in someone
who's 104?!'"
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An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a pro-
minent medical school.
"Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "where do you expect
to be five years from now?"
"Well, let's see," replied the student. "It's Wednesday
afternoon. I guess I'll be on the golf course by now."
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