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Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Good morning crew,
We finally got our first snowfall here in the Chicago area.
It was very pretty first thing in the morning. I was touched
by the magic of it for about two seconds when I looked out
of my window until I realized I would have to scrap all of
that magic off of the windows on my truck before I could
drive to work. Then it struck me as more of an annoyance.
But two seconds of wonderment is still pretty good for a guy
my age. Another three or four winters and I'll be ready to
move to Florida on a full-time basis.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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GENUINE LEATHER MEN'S TRIFOLD WALLET
Normal Price: $19.99
DEAL PRICE: $5.99, get two wallets for just $7.98...
Loaded with features.... Open it up and you won't believe all
the space in this compact area. It has two (2) currency
sections, two (2) window ID's & six (6) leather credit card
slots., six (6) clear credit card slots, one (1) hidden pouch
great for a key! There's a spot for everything...
The Marshal motto of, Sure, Pure & Perfect is never more true
than with this classic black wallet. It's a wallet that demands
attention!
What may be the biggest surprise is the price we have... through
a special buy, we are able to offer this quality wallet for less
than cost. In fact you can get three (3) wallets for less than
the normal price of one.
To see a picture of it (or the Classic Bifold Style),
visit: http://pd.gophercentral.com/u/3744/c/120/a/505
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"A new study shows that monkeys can look at photos and
recognize other monkeys they know. However, the study also
shows that monkeys are terrible with names." -Conan O'Brien
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"A woman is suing Disney World, claiming one of their rides
caused her to have a stroke. Disney denies the allegation
but will temporarily shut down the ride Stroke Mountain."
-Jimmy Fallon
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"The one positive outcome of the suffering economy is seven
million fewer people than last year will be subjected to an
office Christmas party." -Jimmy Kimmel
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5X Illuminating Magnifier
BIG & POWERFUL...
List Price: $14.99
Deal Price: $7.99
Get two for $12.98
If you have problems seeing things up close you'll want to get
this 5X Illuminating Magnifier. It magnifies and lights up
even the finest details into focus.
This Illuminated magnifier will make the print up to 5 times
larger and becauuse it has a built-in light it helps even more
to clearly see that smaller print.
Great for collectors and hobbyists, or for just reading a book
or newspaper.
Light-weight and portable (weighing only 1 pound), this magnifier
is hands free. Just place the stand over the print material to be
magnified and enjoy reading again!
FEATURES:
- Hands Free. 5X Magnification
- Convenient built in light
- Illuminates while magnifies
- Large Magnifying Area - Measures 3.5" in diameter
Grab one for $7.99 or save even more and get two for $12.98.
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I was in my wills and trusts course when the professor posed
this question to the students: Why do people choose to have
their children, rather than their siblings, inherit their
estate?
After students offered various theories, one fellow raised
his hand. "This may be a bit off the point," he said, "but
when I was little, when my brother and sister finished
playing with me, they would put me into a drawer."
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*
One day while out on our fishing boat, we heard a woman
calling for help. Pointing frantically toward a sinking row
boat, she shouted to us, "My husband can't swim!"
Although the water was up to his chest, the man remained a
fisherman through and through: as we reached down to pull
him aboard our boat, he lifted a large, still-struggling
salmon in his hand, and yelled, "Take the fish!"
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