Monday, February 20, 2012Good morning crew,
I was a little confused to see the parking lot half empty when I pulled into work this morning, but when I got into the office somebody told me it was some sort of holiday.
So in order to honor this long and distinguished tradition I have determined to do something today that will set a standard or be regarded as an example for future consideration.
That is the best way I can think of to celebrate Precedents Day.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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***As a court clerk, I am well-versed in the jury selection process. First a computer randomly selects a few hundred citizens from the entire county to report for jury duty on a particular day. Then another computer assigns 40 of those present to a courtroom. Then the 40 names are placed into a drum, and a dozen names are pulled.
During jury selection for one trial, the judge asked potential Juror No. 1 if there was any reason he could not be a fair and impartial juror.
"There may be," he replied. "Juror No. 12 is my ex-wife, and if we were on the same jury, I guarantee we would not be able to agree on anything."
Both were excused.
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes --------------*Woman: "No, I'm telling you, I'm right! He couldn't eat the Trix because he was an adult rabbit, and Trix were only supposed to be for kids."
Man: "Well, I always thought it was just because he was a rabbit and not a person."
[A period of silence -- the woman looks down at her food.]
Man: "What's wrong?"
Woman: "I'm just really getting tired of you always being wrong."