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Monday, November 17, 2014

Good morning crew,


Joe, I'm not sure if it was a play on words, but I think the word should have been the Leaning Tower of Pisa (which is in Italy) Leaning Tower of Pizza is a pizza place in East Oakland, CA. -Linda Parker


Dear Linda, you may not know this bit of etymology, but while the Tower of Pisa was originally a bell tower for a cathedral, the building was used for many purposes over the course of its existence.

Sometime in the early 1800s the ground floor of the Tower was a bakery and restaurant. The proprietor of this victualer was very successful with an invention of his featuring his bread dough rolled flat and baked with meat and cheese on top.

He called his invention a Piza, since he was originally from Genoa and this is how his accent interpreted the name of the famous building he occupied.

By the time immigration exploded in the United States following the conclusion of the Civil War many Italians brought with them this culinary delight from what had become, in some local dialects, the Tower of Piza.

Thus, the modern pizza owes its name to an innocent mis-pronunciation and the misnomer of the Tower of Piza to a mistake in translation.


So I hope you will forgive me I used a slightly different interpretation of the name from the orthodox. I like to consider myself at least a little multi-cultural.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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