Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Good morning crew,
Payday! That, combined with the fact that I actually made a
few bucks at the casino a couple weekends ago make today an
important day. I will be paying off the truck!
It was April 2006 when I bought the beast. At the time I had
a perfectly good, low-mileage Trail Blazer, but the problem
with the Trail Blazer was that it was only six cylinders,
and old Mason had just talked me into buying a 5,000 pound
sailboat and trailer. So I needed something with a V-8.
Well, Mason and I sold the boat at the end of 2009, and now
the truck is finally paid off, so I'm right back where I
started five years ago, if I don't count the thousands upon
thousands of dollars I dumped into the boat project.
Now, what to do with all of that extra monthly income. Hey,
how about buying a house?
Laugh it up,
Joe
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God help me, I've entered the Age of Skirted Swimwear. This
is the age right after Accessorizing with Reading Glasses
and a few years before Can't Name Anyone on the Radio.
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Applicants for jobs at the company where my friend Diana
works are asked to fill out a questionnaire. Among the
things candidates list is their high school and when they
attended. One prospective employee dutifully wrote the name
of his high school, followed by the dates attended: Monday,
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.
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A preacher of the old school was describing the events of
Judgement Day and, of course, he used Biblical phraseology
whenever he could.
"Oh, my friends," he intoned, "imagine the suffering of the
sinners as they find themselves cast into the outer darkness,
removed from the presence of the Lord and given to eternal
flames. My friends, at such a time there will be weeping,
wailing and a great gnashing of teeth!"
At this point, one of the elders of the congregation inter-
rupted to say, "But Reverend, what if one of those hopeless
sinners has no teeth?"
The preacher crashed his fist on the pulpit, "My friends,
the Lord is not put out by details. Rest assured... teeth
will be provided!"
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As the woman was instructing the new maid on the great care
required in handling certain valuable household objects. She
pointed to the dining room and said with great satisfaction,
"That table goes back to Louis the Fourteenth."
"Oh, that's nothing," the maid interjected. "My whole living-
room set goes back to Sears the fifteenth."
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