Thursday, August 7, 2014

Good morning crew,

It looks like it is going to be a beautiful weekend here in the Chicago area; mid seventies and mostly sunny. You can't ask for much better weather than that for some summer fun.

Now all I have to do is figure out some summer fun to have. House hunting and home inspections may be time consuming, but they're not exactly a party.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"Kia is recalling more than 50,000 cars because of an issue with the steering system caused by the wrong type of adhesive holding together certain parts. Then Kia drivers said, 'Wait, these cars are GLUED together?'" -Jimmy Fallon

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"Scrabble is adding 5,000 new words including 'chillax' and 'selfie.' So kids, there's never been a better time to challenge your grandparents to a game of Scrabble." -Conan O'Brien

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"Tonight's CMA Music Festival was held in Nashville - which is a coincidence because I was held in Nashville once." -Craig Ferguson

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When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve at least a letter of recommendation."

The human resources director agreed and said he'd have the letter that next day. The following morning, Peters found the letter on his desk. It read, "Jonathan Peters worked for our company for eleven years. When he left us, we were very satisfied."


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A vacationer called a seaside hotel to ask its location. "It's only a stone's throw from the beach," he was told.

"But how will I recognize it?" asked the man.

Came the reply: "It's the one with all the broken windows."