Monday, April 25, 2011
Good morning crew,
Well, there goes another week. And I think that is the
difference between a young man and a man who is not so
young. At the end of the week a young man thinks, 'Woo
hoo! The weekend!' And a not-so-young man thinks, 'One
more week of my life gone.'
Of course, that is before happy hour.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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"You need to be careful when writing comments," our principal
told the faculty. He held a report card for a Susan Crabbe.
A colleague had written, "Susan is beginning to come out of
her shell."
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There was a typo on a test I was taking. Instead of "(D) none
of the above," it said "(D) one of the above." So I circled
it.
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When I asked my friend if she was planning to attend church,
she just shook her head. "I haven't gone in a long time,"
she said. "Besides, it's too late for me. I've probably
already broken all seven commandments."
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After I applied for jobs at both a library and a shoe store,
my husband said he hoped that I'd get the one at the store.
"It would be nice to have employee discounts on shoes," he
explained.
Then, without thinking, he added, "Of course, if you get the
job at the library, we'll get free books."
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Jimmy: 'Hey, Mike! How's your new pet fish doing? You told
me he was really something special.'
Mike: 'To tell the truth, I'm really disappointed in him.
The guy who sold him to me said I could teach him to sing
like a bird.'
Jimmy: 'What? Let me get this straight... You bought a fish
because you thought you could teach him to sing like a bird?'
Mike: 'Well, yeah. After all, you know, he's a parrot fish.'
Jimmy: 'Now listen, Mike, while you might be able to teach
a parrot to sing, you're never going to get anywhere with a
parrot fish.'
Mike: 'That's what you think! It just so happens this fish
CAN sing. The thing is, he's terribly off-key and it's
driving me crazy. Do you know how hard it is to tuna fish?'
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