Tuesday, February 8, 2011
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"It's the Year of the Rabbit. I think rabbits are adorable.
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"A man in New York was arrested for stealing a garbage truck.
They knew he wasn't a real garbage man because he kept
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It's time to take down those Christmas lights." --Jay Leno
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Jill was discussing the various aspects and possible outcome
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When she got flowers from her husband on Valentine's Day,
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