Thursday, April 14, 2011
Good morning crew,
Tomorrow is payday. And to celebrate I am taking the truck
into the shop. It has recently developed a tendency to pull
to the left, and while normally I would ignore such a
trivial inconvenience, I noticed that my tires have worn
down so badly on the outside edge that the steel belts are
exposed.
So I figured instead of buying new tires every six months
I might as well just repair the problem.
The good news is that this repair won't hurt as much as the
last time I blew a wad of cash on the truck. Since I started
my new schedule (that is, getting up at five-thirty in the
morning so I can leave work early and teach the little rug
rats taekwondo all afternoon) I don't have time to spend any
money! Pretty much all I do is go to work and sleep.
So with my leftover spending cash and payday tomorrow I
should be able to pay for this repair without going to the
credit card.
This must be what it feels like to be responsible.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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