Tuesday, August 24, 2010
Good morning crew,
The Renaissance Faire was this weekend. That's always fun.
Where else can you spend the day walking around drinking
beer out of a hollow, two foot long animal horn and shopping
for swords? And not get arrested?
Well, I didn't buy a sword. When a guy is a young buck it
makes him feel cool and macho to have dangerous but useless
things around. That's why they buy things like swords which
they play with for a couple days and then let rust in a
closet for years.
But I'm a little old to be throwing money away on silly
things like swords. That's why I bought a custom made set
of throwing knives!
I mean...if you think about it that's a lot more practical.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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