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Thursday, April 22, 2010
Good morning crew,
Most recent subscribers to Clean Laffs won't know this, but
I actually wrote a Best of Clean Laffs book several years
ago. It's full of the kind of intelligent, witty humor you
expect from Clean Laffs.
I used to advertise it regularly in these issues, but since
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It's relatively inexpensive and think about how much more
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(Plus, I designed the cover myself so you have to click just
to take a look at that!)
Laugh it up,
Joe
mailto:joe@gophercentral.com
P.S. We now have a Forum. You can post comments on this and
recent issues at... http://cleanlaffs.gophercentral.com
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"Well, a new study has found that having a cat makes you 40
percent less likely to die of a heart attack. Not that the
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"A company is now making a cell phone that allows you to
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--Dave Letterman
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She had been thinking about coloring her hair. One day while
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coloring product featuring a beautiful young model with hair
a shade that she liked.
Wanting a second opinion, she asked her husband, "How do you
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After I took a job at a small publishing house, the first
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audience."
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