Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Good morning crew,

I'm having steak tonight. The old movie 'The Great Outdoors'
was on cable last night and every time I see that clip of
John Candy eating the 'Old 96er' I suddenly had a taste for
steak.

I know. It's very Pavlovian of me.

If you want to see if it will work on you I've copied the
link from that very clip for you here.

Click here: Watch The Great Outdoors: The Old 96er

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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Driving along I-90, just west of Chicago, I passed a sign posted by the police department: "Report drivers using a cell phone. Call *99."

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"I grew up Catholic, but I hated nuns. When I was a little girl, I used to dress my Barbie in a nun's habit so she could beat the hell out of Skipper and not get in trouble for it." --Brynn Harris

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A bar in NYC is installing a breathalyzer. If your drunk, it advises you not to drive. If you're really, really drunk, it advises you not to call your old girlfriend.

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I was in my wills and trusts course when the professor posed this question to the students: Why do people choose to have their children, rather than their siblings, inherit their estate?

After students offered various theories, one fellow raised his hand. "This may be a bit off the point," he said, "but when I was little, when my brother and sister finished playing with me, they would put me into a drawer."


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Bad weather meant I was stuck overnight at O'Hare airport in Chicago. Along with hotel accommodations, the airline issued each passenger a $10 meal ticket, or "chit." That evening after dinner I presented my meal ticket to the cashier.

"Is this chit worth $10?" I asked.

Looking up nervously, the cashier responded, "I'm sorry, sir. Was the meal that bad?"