Monday, October 4, 2010
Good morning crew,
Welcome to October! In September you can still pretend it's
summer, but there is no denying it now. We're in fall. On
the plus side we are now in Oktoberfest season! There is
something special about eating bratwurst and schnitzel and
drinking good, German beer at an Oktoberfest. Somehow German
food and beer tastes better in October.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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"It's autumn in New York. You can tell too. Today I saw a
sidewalk vendor putting anti-freeze in the hot dog water."
--Dave Letterman
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"Today, the MacArthur Foundation gave out its annual 'Genius'
awards. This year's awards went to a journalist, a mental
health scientist, and a couple who sold their house three
years ago." -Conan O'Brien
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"It's officially fall. You can always tell it's fall in L.A.
because the air gets crisper; the days get a little shorter;
the leaves turn from on fire to not on fire." -Jimmy Kimmel
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[I stole this one from TZ. Yeah, I was surprised to find some-
thing funny in his newsletter, too.]
Okay, this is pretty fun. It's one of those "draw a picture
and we'll tell you how screwed up you are" things, so don't
cheat and scroll down until you've followed the instructions.
The Pig Test
You only one minute, a pen and a sheet of paper.
1 Take a clean sheet of paper and draw a pig on it.
2 Don't look at the results before you have drawn the pig.
3 DON'T PEEK AT RESULTS BEFORE YOU HAVE FINISHED DRAWING
THE PIG!
Okay, are you ready? Oink, let's start.
Pig Test Results
If you have drawn a lot of details you are analytical, patient
and suspicious.
If you have not wasted time on details, you are broad minded,
sentimental, even gullible, not too systematic and take a lot
of risks.
If you drew less than 4 legs you are in an insecure stage of
life, or your entire life is in constant upheaval.
If you drew 4 legs, you are self confident, stubborn and hold
on to your plans.
If you drew more than 4 legs, you are an idiot.
The size of the pigs ears tells about your ability to listen
to other people---the bigger the better...
And finally the pig's tail should tell you something about
your sex life, once again the bigger and more curled, the...
what, forgot the tail? No, it's absolutely impossible to do
the test again.
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While on a ski trip in Wyoming, I encountered a husband and
wife on the slopes who asked me if I would take a picture of
them. I said I would be happy to, and I did. Then I asked if
they wouldn't mind taking a picture of me.
"Oh, sorry," the man answered, "but we only have two pictures
left, and we wanted to take some pictures of the lodge."
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