Monday, April 16, 2012

Good morning crew,

Well, it was a nice, boring weekend. Nothing terribly exciting happened. Nobody broke any bones during promotion testing at the school Saturday afternoon. The girlfriend and I had a nice, quiet dinner at a good Italian place Saturday night. And then Sunday we met a couple friends for bloody marys, did a little shopping and spent the evening watching TV.

Boring, I know, but not every weekend can involve adventure, anarchy, gambling, interstate commerce and Mann Act violations, petty larceny, underground street fighting and narrow escapes from law enforcement.

I'll see what I can do for you next weekend.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"The deadline to file your tax returns is coming up. You only have a couple days left to frantically dig through your car for Burger King receipts that you can claim were business dinners later on." -Jimmy Kimmel

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"Researchers at the University College of London report that indoor heating makes us fat. They say cold air helps us stay thin. Unless, of course, that blast of cold air you're getting is from constantly opening the refrigerator door." -Jay Leno

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"A woman recently gave birth to a healthy baby boy while she was onboard a Delta flight ? marking the first time someone flying Delta actually arrived early." -Jimmy Fallon

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While in the checkout line at my local hardware store I overheard one man say to another, "My wife has been after me to paint our shed. But I let it go for so long she got mad and did it herself."

His friend nodded. "I like women who get mad like that."


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After years of using the same perfumes, I decided to try something different and settled on a light, citrusy fragrance. The next day I was surprised when it was my little boy, not my husband, who first noticed the change.

As he put his arms around me, he declared, "Wow, Mom, you smell just like Froot Loops!"