Monday, February 21, 2011
Good morning crew,
Wow. It was something of an exhausting weekend, in no small
part due to the 80s party old Mason threw at his house on
Saturday.
There is a reason teenagers act like teenagers; because they
are pumped full of hormones and adrenaline which tell them
to act like maniacs.
When you subtract 20 years worth of hormones and adrenaline,
but still act like a maniac, it takes a different kind of
toll on the body.
On the plus side, the girl I was with actually paid attention
to me, unlike every single female I knew in between about
sixth grade and, oh, my senior year of college.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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