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Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Good morning crew,
The most recent in a long list of the joys of home owner-
ship: Paying $130 for a garage door motor repair.
There goes the entertainment budget for the week.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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P.S. We now have a Forum. You can post comments on this and
recent issues at... http://cleanlaffs.gophercentral.com
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"Today is Pancake Day, the day that we remember and pay
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-Jimmy Kimmel
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"PETA was outside the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show last
night protesting. They want the dogs to stop wearing fur."
-David Letterman
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Even with a thousand games, dolls and crafts to choose from,
my customer at the toy store still couldn't find a thing for
her grandson.
"Maybe a video or something educational?" I asked.
"No, that's not it," she said.
We wandered the aisles until something caught her eye: a
laser gun with flashing lights and 15 different high-pitched
sounds.
"This is perfect," she said, beaming. "My daughter-in-law
will hate it."
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After I prosecuted a man for killing a bird out of season
with his slingshot, the court clerk suggested setting up a
date for him to return with both the money for the fine and
proof of community service.
"That way," she said innocently, "you can kill two birds
with one stone."
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