Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Good morning crew,

There goes another summer. In case you don't pay attention to this kind of thing, today is the first day of fall. To tell you the truth I'm not all that heart-broken to see this summer behind me. It's been kind of stressful.

Compared to constant house repairs--the running around, the shopping and the parties of the holiday season will be a piece of cake.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"A 'Toy Story' fan in England changed his name to Buzz Lightyear and was then refused a driver's license until he changed his name back. Said the man, 'To infinity--and the bus!'" -Seth Meyers

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"Pope Francis said that married people should have more kids. When asked for comment, married people said the Pope should have a kid and then get back to us." -Conan O'Brien

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"A math blogger says he's figured out 'the world's favorite number.' It turns out that it's 7. The least popular number? The fake phone number you get when you tell a girl you're a math blogger." -Jimmy Fallon

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According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the Bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.


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I was traveling through Georgia last summer and stopped at a little backwoods country store. In the men's room there was a handwritten sign above the malfunctioning potty which said, "Please Wiggel Handel".

Below that some wit had written, "If I do, will it wiggel Bach?"