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Thursday, March 4, 2010
Good morning crew,
All of that global warming is starting to kick in. It's
sunny and 40 outside today and this weekend they are pre-
dicting temperatures close to 50.
And you know what that means. Motorcycling weather. If I
had a house I would be barbecuing this weekend too, but
that will have to wait.
There are only so many ways one man can contribute to
global warming.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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