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Monday, May 24, 2010
Good morning crew,
I am getting really close to getting a bicycle and giving
up driving completely. I was out to dinner Saturday night,
stopped for a nightcap or two afterward, and when I finally
made my way out to the truck at about midnight what did I
discover but another flat tire!
I have already explained in painful detail how difficult
it is to get that [EXPLETIVE DELETED] spare down from under-
neath the truck, and this time I had to do it in a dark
parking lot with a full belly (not to mention a few beers
which I'm fairly confident was within legal tolerances).
Rolling around underneath the truck was not the way I was
hoping to cap off the evening.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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One night our dog suddenly began barking almost every night
at around 3 a.m.
Irritated and sleepy, my husband, Larry, searched the back
yard for what might have disturbed this otherwise peaceful
animal.
For three days he found nothing amiss. When the dog woke up
the neighborhood a fourth night at 3 a.m. with frantic
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alley only to discover our quiet neighbor, the last man
you'd suspect of wrongdoing, throwing pebbles over the fence
at the dog.
My husband demanded to know what he was doing.
"My mother-in-law is visiting," the embarrassed neighbor
explained. "If she gets woken up in the middle of the night
one more time she says she'll leave."
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I was sound asleep when the telephone jarred me awake.
"Hi!" It was my peppy mother-in-law. She proceeded to rattle
on about the busy day she had ahead and all the things that
awaited her the rest of the week.
"Mom," I interrupted. "It's five in the morning."
"Really? What are you doing up so early?"
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