Thursday, March 3, 2011
Good morning crew,
I have been letting people know in a casual sort of way that
I am planning to sell my condo this summer and get into a
house. At it turns out Steve (the editor of our Groaner
publication) has a brother who is thinking about buying his
first home this year.
So last weekend Steve brought his brother Joe over to take a
look at the place.
I gave them the nickel tour, describing the features and the
upgrades and the maintenance I have done.
While Joe was poking around the place while Steve and I stood
on the balcony talking. As the minutes trickled by I began
to wonder what the heck Joe was doing, since the place is
only a thousand square feet. We went inside and I found Joe
standing in one of my walk-in closets trying on one of my
shirts.
After an awkward 'Ahem' he took it off apologetically,
commenting on the quality and the fit, and stepped outside.
"Don't worry about him," Steve assured me. "He's a little
creepy, but he's harmless."
I shrugged my shoulders, "He could be Charlie Sheen for all
I care, as long as his check clears."
Laugh it up,
Joe
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After shopping for weeks, I finally found the car of my
dreams. It was only two years old and in beautiful condition.
The salesman asked if I would like to take it for a test
drive. We had traveled no more than two miles when the car
broke down. The salesman called for a tow truck.
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To prepare for my daughter's First Communion, I called the
church in the town where we used to live to get a copy of
her baptismal certificate.
We lived there for only a short while, so I didn't know the
clergy well. When the secretary asked me the name of the
father, I told her that I couldn't remember.
After a brief silence, she said, "Ma'am, I'm talking about
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