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Thursday, December 3, 2009

Good morning crew,

Payday was this week. Without the boat to occupy all of
my money these last few months I actually have what is
popularly referred to as discretionary funds. The only
problem is now that I have money lying around I'm tempted
to spend it!

For a long time I have been thinking about blowing some
coin on a new gaming system. The last one I bought was the
X-box five or six years ago. But the X-box 360 is three or
four hundred bucks.

There are cheaper game systems out there that are just as
cool as the brand name ones if you know what they are and
where to find them. Like the Reactor Interactive Gaming
System for example.

This system is just like the Wii but around $50.

The Reactor is an interactive wireless gaming system with
real-time action. You can get the whole system AND 32 games
for hundred of dollars less than the original system!
(19 different sports and athletic games, 11 classic arcade
games, plus Sudoku and chess)

FEATURES:
- 16-Big Graphics
- Two Remotes
- Stereo Sound
- Fun For ALL Ages - Wireless Game Console
- Multi-Player Action
- 32 Built-In Games
- EASY To Hook Up Plug & Play (RCA Connection)

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With Christmas weeks away this would make a very cool present
for pretty much any kid of any age on your list.

Laugh it up,

Joe

mailto:joe@gophercentral.com

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"Supermodel Heidi Klum has officially changed her last name
to her husband Seal's last name. From now on she'll be known
as Heidi." -Jimmy Fallon

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"Earlier today in Los Angeles, armed robbers held up a medical
marijuana clinic. Police can't identify the robbers because
all the eyewitnesses say they have glaucoma." -Conan O'Brien

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"The largest cruise ship ever built set sail for the first
time ? from Finland to Miami. The ship has a park, golf
courses, a shopping mall...all the things you can do on
land with the added excitement of possibly sinking."
-Craig Ferguson


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Although I had arrived 20 minutes early for my one o'clock
doctor's appointment, I watched patient after patient dis-
appear into the various rooms. Now, I know things happen,
and that more serious issues are typically dealt with first,
so I was able to accept that those coming in after me were
seen first, But when I was still sitting in the waiting room
1 1/2 hours later, I'd had enough and had become pretty
irate.

Fortunately, as I got up and went to the receptionist, I
calmed down enough to handle it without anger.

Instead I calmly said, "I know my son's appointment was for
one o'clock. Can you tell me if that was a.m. or p.m.?"


*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*

According to a news report, a certain private school in
Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A
number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick
and would put it on in the Bathroom. That was fine, but
after they put on their lipstick they would press their
lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the
next day the girls would put them back. Finally the
principal decided that something had to be done.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there
with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip
prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who
had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine
the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the
mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls
how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the
toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.