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Tuesday, June 24, 2014Good morning crew,
In perfect coordination with the house-buying, my truck has started leaking coolant and the ignition is acting quirky. If my luck continues like it has been I will end up having to make these repairs on the very day I have to write the down payment check to the bank.
The only thing that would make the scenario perfect is if I broke my foot or something the same day.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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