Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Good morning crew,
Hot dog! Honey Crisp apples are in season again. These are
my absolute favorite (as far as apples, anyway). Although
I have to say peaches are my favorite fruit. Unless avocados
are fruit. If avocados are fruit then that's my favorite.
You can do things with avocados you can't do with peaches.
Have you ever put a slice of peach on a hamburger? Or diced
one up in an omelet? Do you mash up peaches and mix them with
minced onions, chile peppers, cilantro and lemon juice and
eat them on tortilla chips? No?
Then don't tell me peaches are better than avocados. The
nerve of some people!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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