Monday, August 19, 2013

Good morning crew,

I wasn't able to completely escape adventure this weekend, but it was the most benign, harmless kind of adventure. My brother talked me into going to a Polish fest in a little suburb called Bridgeview, where we had some mediocre Polish sausages, some mediocre pierogis, mediocre latkes and some good Polish beer.

Then on Sunday the wife actually convinced her parents to come over to the apartment to sample the pot roast we had been slow-cooking all day for Sunday dinner. That actually turned out pretty good (I did not poison my in-laws), but the stupid Yorkshire Pudding still didn't come out right.

It's pretty depressing when I can't handle a recipe with four ingredients.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"A new survey found that one-third of married women with pets say their animals are better listeners than their husbands. When husbands heard that they were like, 'Huh?
You say something?'" -Jimmy Fallon

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"According to a survey by Playboy magazine, three percent of women can't remember their natural hair color. You know what you call these women? Blondes." -Jay Leno

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Do I look that shady? I just got a GPS for my car, and my first trip with it was to a drugstore. Since the manual said not to leave it in the car unattended, I brought it with me into the store. While there, the GPS came alive, and a voice stated, "Lost satellite contact."

I wasn't embarrassed until a woman turned to me and said, "Your ankle bracelet monitor is talking to you."


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Dr. Smith asks his patient, "Which do you want first, the good news or the bad news?"

The patient replies, "Give me the good news."

Dr. Smith says, "You're about to have a disease named after you."