Tuesday, November 2, 2010
Good morning crew,
For all two dozen of you who read Clean Laffs consistently
you know that last year I dumped a bunch of money on doing
repairs and maintenance around my condo, and earlier this
year I repainted the whole thing, so finally, with a feeling
of confidence, I had a market analysis done on my place. All
of the work I did resulted in a net loss of about 20 thousand
dollars in equity.
The hair thin silver lining around this cloud is that I am
still not under water. The realtor told me I could probably
get two or three thousand dollars out of the place if I sold.
That wouldn't even be close to enough to put a down payment
on a house...but just think about how many instant lottery
tickets that would buy!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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