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Thursday, November 5, 2009
Good morning crew,
I was working on my retirement plan at my desk yesterday
(scratching lottery tickets) when TZ walked up behind me.
"Did we win anything?" he asked.
"What do you mean 'we?'" I answered.
"Do you mean to tell me you wouldn't cut me in on any big
winnings?"
"Why would I?"
"You're in my will."
"I doubt that."
"You are!" he exclaimed. "I'm leaving you all of my under-
wear that are too small for me anymore."
"Do you wow your wife with this kind of humor?"
"All the time." he answered.
"And you're still married. The generosity of women never
ceases to amaze me."
Laugh it up,
Joe
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My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and
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what marriage to my Mom would be like. It seems the minister
asked my Mom, "Do you take this man to be your husband."
And she said, "I do."
Then the minister asked my Dad, "Do you take this woman to
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