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Thursday, June 3, 2010
Good morning crew,
I did have one other little kick-off-the-summer adventure
last weekend which didn't turn out quite as well as the
deep fry.
I let old Mason talk me into playing golf.
I was never a good golfer, but at least I used to play a
couple times a month. That was before I bought the boat,
four long summers ago. I haven't been on a course since.
Well, up until last Saturday.
Say, a hundred strokes for eighteen holes is bad. If you're
in the nineties you're an amateur. If you're in the eighties
you're good. Seventies and you have a shot at the pros. When
you're in the sixties you're Tiger Woods.
I shot a hundred and forty. That is just about the stroke
limit on every single hole.
It was like being on a nature walk, stomping through the
woods, digging around in the weeds and the flower beds. I
almost killed a guy on hole nine when I hammered a drive
off the tee that hooked so bad it shot across the tee box
of the opposite hole!
I think next time I am going to go to the pro shop, buy
two sleeves of balls, walk out to the water hazard on the
first hole and just throw them in. Then I can spend the
next four hours in the club bar. At least I'm good at that.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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