The epic history Spielberg and Hanks took their inspiration from.
The real life story of the Pacific. Victory at Sea.
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Monday, March 22, 2010

Good morning crew,

Is it Monday again already? It seems like just day before
yesterday it was Saturday. Well, that's nothing that a
large glass of water, some antacid, a couple cups of coffee,
an aspirin, a light breakfast and the rest of the day off
won't cure.

Laugh it up,

Joe

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"The American College of Cardiology says that over-exercise
can be as bad for your heart as no exercise at all. This
could affect nearly two Americans." -Jay Leno

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"A new study says that women who drink moderate amounts of
alcohol every day lose more weight than women that don't
drink at all. At least, that's what your wife will slur
to you after she forgets to pick up the kids from soccer
practice." -Jimmy Kimmel

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"It was a beautiful day here in New York for the Saint
Patrick's Day parade ? over 60 degrees outside! I guess it's
just that old 'Luck o' the Global Warming.'" -Jimmy Fallon


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I opened the refrigerator at work to get my lunch. Instead of
my dessert, I found this note: "IOU one banana cream. Sorry,
it was an emergency. Sharon."


*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*

A gnome is in the garden busily destroying some bushes when
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crazy, and I love mischief. And what, may I ask, are you?"

The cat replies, "Um, I'm a gnome."

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