Thursday, January 20, 2011
Good morning crew,
The cold, dark days of winter are starting to get me down.
And it's not helping that I'm desperately trying to save
money since that means I'm spending most of my time sitting
at home.
The bad news is that I am starting to watch reality TV. Last
night I watched an hour of "Disorder In The Court" and an
hour of "Teen Mom 2". Neither of which is likely to make me
any smarter.
The good news is it's only 59 days until spring.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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A young man is reported to have approached the renowned
composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (one of the great musical
prodigies of all time), and asked, "Herr Mozart, I have
the ambition to write symphonies and perhaps you can advise
me how to get started."
Mozart said, "The best advice I can give you is to wait
until you are older and more experienced, and then try your
hand at less ambitious pieces."
The young man looked astonished. "But, Herr Mozart, you
yourself wrote symphonies when you were considerably
younger than I."
"Ah," said Mozart, "but I did so without asking advice."
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A 17-year-old girl came home with five job applications.
She carefully filled them out, and later asked her mother
to look them over.
All the answers were clear and concise and she noticed that
on all five applications, under "Previous Employment", she
had listed "Baby-sitting".
But then she read, under "Reason for Leaving" her daughter
had answered, "Parents came home."
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