Thursday, October 18, 2012

Good morning crew,

I have a little Halloween costume party to go to this weekend. Not that I have much motivation for dressing up anymore. So instead of investing valuable hours and a small fortune in creating a costume I grew a beard.

You can see how the beard looked two weeks ago in this promotional video I did with Anisa; It's bearded Joe!

You can just imagine how shaggy I look now.

I figure with this look I could be a lumberjack, a hippie, or if I shaved the beard and left the mustache, I could be Magnum P.I. (this is the one with wife favors).

Any way I go it will require minimal effort and zero dollars, which is usually the best way to have fun.

Laugh it up,

Joe

joe@gophercentral.com

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"A farmer in Oregon was eaten by his pigs. The pigs ate the farmer. But in the overall race, humans are still way ahead." -Jay Leno

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"A company just came out with a car that will retail for only $3,000. They are calling it the 1997 Corolla." -Conan O'Brien

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"Nobody in the debate talked about today's big story out of Europe ? the big art heist at a museum in Rotterdam. You have to hand it to these thieves. It is not easy sneaking up in the Netherlands. Usually your wooden shoes give you away." -Craig Ferguson

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While in the checkout line at my local hardware store I overheard one man say to another, "My wife has been after me to paint our shed. But I let it go for so long she got mad and did it herself."

His friend nodded. "I like women who get mad like that."


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After years of using the same perfumes, I decided to try something different and settled on a light, citrusy fragrance. The next day I was surprised when it was my little boy, not my husband, who first noticed the change.

As he put his arms around me, he declared, "Wow, Mom, you smell just like Froot Loops!"