Monday, October 25, 2010
Good morning crew,
Well, good news about the turkey deep fry...everything came
off beautifully. Despite being slightly over-cooked the
turkey came out crisp and still juicy, everybody brought
a variety of delicious sides and appetizers and I hardly
had to do any work.
As an added bonus, after the turkeys came out of the oil
an army of Visigoths attacked the house and we got to dump
the oil on them from a second story window, so it didn't
even go to waste.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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