Funny & romantic Valentine's Day video Ecards to send your sweetie
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Thursday, February 11, 2010
Good morning crew,
You know how they say the best things in life are free, like
love? Well, not in America on Valentine's Day, buddy. You
had better at least get to the greeting card store and cough
up three or four bucks to let your sweetie know how much you
care for him or her.
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Laugh it up,
Joe
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"Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't
there the first time you need him, chances are you won't
be needing him again."
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"Don't worry about tomorrow. After all, today is the tomor-
row you worried about yesterday."
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"Start by doing what's necessary, then do what's possible,
and suddenly you are doing the impossible."
-Francis of Assisi
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Scene: A conversation between two of my friends.
Friend #1: Are you visiting us tomorrow? Do you need
directions?
Friend #2: I'm all set. I have the address, a GPS, and a
GPS override.
Friend #1: What's a GPS override?
Friend #2: My wife.
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*
A prospective juror in a Dallas District Court was surprised
by the definition of voluntary manslaughter given the panel:
"An intentional killing that occurs while the defendant is
under the immediate influence of sudden passion arising from
an adequate cause, such as when a spouse's mate is found in
a 'compromising position.'"
"See, I have a problem with that passion business,"
responded the jury candidate. "During my first marriage,
I came in and found my husband in bed with my neighbor. All
I did was divorce him. I had no idea that I could have shot
him." She wasn't selected for the jury.
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