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Monday, July 5, 2010
Good morning crew,
Right now I'm probably driving back from Lake Geneva....
hopefully I won't be doing it on the motorcycle in the
rain! All last week I was glued to www.noaa.gov watching
the weather, and as of today (last Thursday from your
perspective) it was still iffy.
I don't have many opportunities to take the bike on road
trips, and Lake Geneva is a great road trip. I will be
really disappointed if I was forced to take the truck.
The truck does provide a lot more comfort. There is air
conditioning, the radio and I can pack a cooler (plus the
benefit of seat belts!), but I'd still rather be on the
bike.
Either way, it should still be a fun weekend. I'm hoping
to get in a little boating! I'll give you any fun details
next week.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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