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Thursday, July 1, 2010
Good morning crew,
By ten o'clock tomorrow morning I'll be on my way downtown
to the Taste. I need to start early because not only does
it get ridiculously crowded (last year about 3.35 million
people came to Grant Park over the fest's 10 days) but I
have a lot of eating to get through!
Following are the booths I'm planning to stop at...
1. Lagniappe-Creole Cajun Joynt for the Crawfish Boil, 2.
Pegasus Restaurant for a Greek Sausage, 3. O'Brien's Celtic
Corn is a must-have, 4. Sabor Latino for Steak and Onions
with Rice and Pigeon Peas, 5. Kasia's Deli usually has the
best Pierogi at the fest, 6. Vee Vee's African Restaurant
for Red Beans and Rice with Jerk Chicken, 7. It is actually
part of Chicago's municipal code that all attendees must
have a bratwurst with brown mustard and sauerkraut at Polka
Sausage and Deli, 8. Iyanze for Sauteed Goat, 9. and Bobak
Sausage Company is boasting a Bacon-Wrapped German Frank-
furter that I don't think I have the courage to pass up.
So that's it. All I need to do is work about five or six
beers in around that and it will be a successful day. Then
I'm going to go home and fall into a coma.
I'll fill you in on the rest of the weekend next week. I
hope everybody enjoys the holiday.
Happy Fourth of July!
Laugh it up,
Joe
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Think you're a genius? Take the below quiz. Passing requires
4 correct answers.
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get cat-gut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what
animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
All done, genius? Check your answers below.
1) How long did the Hundred Years War last? 116 years
2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador
3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October revolution?
November
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what
animal? Dogs
7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert.
8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson.
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand.
*-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------*
In one of K.C.'s classes, they were discussing the
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of at least 35 years of age. However, one girl in the class
immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to
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