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Monday, May 19, 2014Good morning crew,
A funny story for you, Joe...I am a college student enrolled in a running class. We were at the track this morning and our coach who's in his 40s and a die hard runner commented on how they used to do "quarters (quarter miles) till they puked". A younger student in the classed remarked "I thought that was a drinking game." --Cris
I bet that you would puke from playing quarters much sooner than you would from running quarters.
Laugh it up,
Joe
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